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DATES TO REMEMBER

Feb 10th Post & Aux. Bus. Mtg 7 PM
Feb 12th Post & Aux. Breakfast 7-11 AM
Feb 24th Pot luck 7PM

Mar 9th Post & Aux. Bus. Mtg 7 PM
Mar 11th Post & Aux. Breakfast 7-11 AM
Mar 23th Pot luck 7PM

 Word for the Day:

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
 

Primo’s Corner         
                                                                 

Can you relate to this?         
 

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around,
in order to return to the restaurantto retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded
his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just
wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve
her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.